An Exploration of Time and Waste

STRUT

2011-06-28T10:39:00.000-07:00

With father's day fast approaching....

2011-06-10T15:06:00.000-07:00

I want to remind you that Dads are the Original Hipsters.

Jimmy Carter & The Mentats

2011-06-10T15:05:00.001-07:00

A dream...

2011-06-10T14:48:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, you can't make this stuff up.

I was discussing something with my mother the other day, involving aiding me in convincing my father of a certain idea. We talked about it all and then she said, "You know, for him to do it, it has to be his idea."

And I whispered, "Inception."

She said "Lolwut."

Dancing Queen.

2011-06-10T12:42:00.001-07:00

Fabulous Secret Powers from SLACKCiRCUS on Vimeo.

The Notorious DESTRO

2011-06-10T12:41:00.001-07:00

Can I get an volunteer?

2011-06-10T12:39:00.001-07:00

Magic Show Volunteer from 5-Second Films on Vimeo.

Cinco de Mayo Deux

2011-06-10T12:37:00.000-07:00

Don't Sinko Into De Struction from 5-Second Films on Vimeo.

Cinco De Mayo.

2011-06-05T22:23:00.000-07:00

Old World Meets New

2011-06-01T19:09:00.000-07:00

In this dashing set of print ads, the world seems a slower, more misogynist, way more racist version of itself.

Do You LOVE Bacon?

2011-06-01T18:35:00.000-07:00

These Guys LOVE Bacon. Even Gay Bacon.

GameSpy Podcasts...

2011-06-01T18:30:00.000-07:00

are the BEST. And this is the best of the best of the best. SMART.

Best Thing Ever.

2011-06-01T18:26:00.001-07:00

I chortled.

2011-06-01T18:23:00.000-07:00

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Yes.

2011-06-01T18:21:00.001-07:00

Songsmith

2009-01-29T22:50:00.000-08:00

So Microsoft probably totally thought they were ahead of the curve on this shit, but mostly its terrible. I talk about it here because the original commercial is ridiculous but there was this AWESOME parody, but youtube nixed that shit. See if you can find it, albeit that its full of sexual orientation insensitivity.

GET ALL KINDS OF POONTANG!

2008-06-15T19:44:00.000-07:00

Badger.

2008-06-13T14:50:00.001-07:00

Grandma's Boy

2008-06-13T09:34:00.000-07:00

I laughed so hard when I saw this picture. I had to post it somewhere.

Fashion SWAT

2008-03-02T19:59:00.000-08:00

This is a recurring article on Something Awful. If you haven't seen it before, the time is NIGH!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/wool-swat-german.php

Superstardom!

2008-03-02T19:55:00.000-08:00

Half-Life LOL

2008-02-04T17:33:00.000-08:00

9 Year old + Half-Life Fanfiction + adult skills + Half-Life engine = GLORY in perfection

And this, will always be funny.

Puppy Bowl IV

2008-02-04T17:30:00.000-08:00

So, there is a Puppy Bowl that coincides with the Super Bowl...and has for the past three years. It's puppies playing with a kitten half-time show.

HOLY SHIT! How was I so blind to never think of something this genius?

Sleeveless?

2008-01-11T13:28:00.000-08:00

Then check this out. CLEVER!

SLEEVES

Olan Mills

2008-01-11T13:27:00.001-08:00

Take a trip back to elementary school photographs and days when staches always won.

OLAN MILLS RULES MAN

It's been a while...

2007-12-07T14:51:00.001-08:00

Almost a month actually. This is far too long. But everyone loves top 10 lists, I read all of them all of the time. BUT

BUT

This is the greatest one ever made, not for its topic or choices, but for its "holyballsmysideshurtsobadandi'mgoingtopissmyownassoff" comments on each song. AND it gets better as the list keeps going. THAT is how you win a life.

READ IT

Steely McD Loggins

2007-11-12T23:27:00.000-08:00

This is the 1st episode of an amazing 10 part series chronicling the history of the little known genre of "Yacht Rock."

You can watch all of the episodes here with slightly better quality.

Slow Motion Humping

2007-11-07T22:21:00.001-08:00

Bailey's. Bootsy Collins. Boosh.

2007-11-01T23:20:00.000-07:00

Product Placement by Orson Wells

2007-10-23T23:05:00.000-07:00

REMIX!

Lord Vader, Comstat reports...

2007-10-17T20:33:00.000-07:00

...that something has gone horribly wrong here.

Baby Cakes

2007-10-14T21:33:00.001-07:00

The greatest is like a fine cheez or well planned prank, it gets better as it goes.

SIGNAGE

2007-10-14T15:44:00.000-07:00

Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday is usually a hit or miss and we must be expecting some form of retribution if the entire list is mostly funny. With that said, I present Signs of Our Times II:

An example:

Signs of Our Times II

Crispin Glover, Genius or Madness?

2007-10-14T10:41:00.000-07:00

Part I: Where it begins....

Part II: Letterman, the Lippy Cunt

Part III: What is THE BIG DEAL?

Vader LOLz

2007-10-14T10:40:00.000-07:00

Country Roses

2007-10-14T10:16:00.000-07:00

This is a must own collection:

Ohai, im in ur childrenz, makin teh gayz

2007-10-04T23:33:00.000-07:00

Another installment of the LOLworldnetmagicland

LOLgay

LOLsenatorCraig

This is Brad Neely...

2007-10-01T20:19:00.000-07:00

I'm going to legally make him my father. You should follow suit.

Brad Neely on SuperDeluxe

Creased Comics

RE-CUT ROUND-UP

2007-10-01T20:08:00.000-07:00

Anchorman vs. 300

Vader Sessions with James Earl Jones

Math + Science = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2007-10-01T19:59:00.000-07:00

Ever have that problem that you just don't feel like doing because you've got such a much more funnier answer for. Your dreams await...

Exam Answers

Oedipus Paper

English Paper (be sure to download the .doc file at the end for added fun)

Best Use of Garfield

2007-10-01T19:51:00.000-07:00

Make your own random Garfield comic!

Garfield Randomizer

Here's an example:

Better than Legos

2007-10-01T19:41:00.000-07:00

Build your own LOLgos.

LOLcat Buildr

speak LOLcat

Here's mine

Support Our Troops

2007-10-01T19:20:00.000-07:00

Muses from Heaven

2007-10-01T19:14:00.000-07:00

Prepare for a trip into the minds of God.

In the beginning, there was LOL

2007-10-01T18:51:00.001-07:00

The internet is has spawned many things, but most importantly is its slang. LOL.

LOLcat (the dot com)
LOLcat (the dot net)
LOLgod
I Can Has Cheezburger?

LOL (past, present, and future)
LOLcat (Origin and Whereabouts)

Behold the power of the internets.